I think my vagina is haunted
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
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I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
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haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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