can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
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