i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
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One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
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come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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