Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
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she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
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As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
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