I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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