thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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