I like my sex mixed with concussions.
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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