So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
Pro tip: When you spend the afternoon banging your boss, don’t meet your mother-in-law for dinner if you still smell like cum and watermelon flavored lube
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