I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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