She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
please don't ironically join a cult
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