I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
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We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
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After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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