I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
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