This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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