Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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