I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
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u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
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Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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