chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
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Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
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Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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