dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
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He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
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Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
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