I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
Listen, dont tell me about your day or that your mom is in town. Don't ask me to drive you to the airport or proofread your paper. Text me when and only when you have a boner. Oh and take your pants off and leave your front door unlocked because I'm coming over.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
If I die, sorry about rent.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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