so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
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