susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
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