And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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