i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
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