you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
Randomize
