what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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