I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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