my soul wont recognize me after tonight
lets start a swedish sibling band together
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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