Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
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