Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.