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  (908): View more from New Jersey

  You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals

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  (908): You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals http://tfl.nu/anmw
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  (812): View more from Indiana

  If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.

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  (812): If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message. http://tfl.nu/nzcw
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  (585): View more from New York

  broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.

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  you're writing country songs now?

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  (585): broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me. (716): you're writing country songs now? http://tfl.nu/hdm9
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  (703): View more from Virginia

  Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight

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  (703): Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight http://tfl.nu/2em9
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  (440): View more from Ohio

  So you threw a sword at me last night

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  I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.

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  (440): So you threw a sword at me last night (419): I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised. http://tfl.nu/6fwc
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  (815): View more from Illinois

  thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.

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  (815): thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends. http://tfl.nu/i5k2
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  (520): View more from Arizona

  U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru

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  (520): U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru http://tfl.nu/6qqt
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  (516): View more from New York

  Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.

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  (516): Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly. http://tfl.nu/i5qz
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  (208): View more from Idaho

  He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in

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  (208): He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in http://tfl.nu/d89r
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  (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well

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  (+44): The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well http://tfl.nu/us1u
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  (207): View more from Maine

  We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.

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  (207): We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often. http://tfl.nu/7mqp
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  (858): View more from California

  We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?

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  (858): We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship? http://tfl.nu/s6j9
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  (651): View more from Minnesota

  Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.

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  (651): Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine. http://tfl.nu/yt5n
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  (417): View more from Missouri

  I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player

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  (417): I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player http://tfl.nu/158m
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  (607): View more from New York

  I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.

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  (607): I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs. http://tfl.nu/ntwi
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