they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw