I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
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Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
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Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides