Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
We're using joints as your birthday candles
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
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