Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
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