I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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