I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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