We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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