Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
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Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
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i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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