Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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