I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
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Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Well, I'm off to go seduce a gay man. In 10 years when I'm 300 pounds, sitting in a mumu surrounded by my 500 cats, remind me of this text. That way I can be like "ohhh THERE'S where I went wrong!!"
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
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wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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