OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
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Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
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So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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