piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
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I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
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I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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