these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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