did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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