I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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