He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
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So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
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Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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