i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
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