More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
Brb crying the tears of my youth
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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