i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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