Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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