Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
two words: eviction party
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
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