Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
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i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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