I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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