He disabled his match.com account in front of me
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
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