I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
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