your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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